Splorf

From http://whytheluckystiff.net/2008/01/22.html:

poor anna kornikova can’t send e-mail to any of us,
everything she writes is arrested by the spam filters,
and she is alone,
can’t you see
alone in the tennis courts,
as hollow as the very balls she serves
she must try harder, anna write your message on that ball
and lob it to me!!

Need to get coffee out of keyboard now.